More lists from en(list)ment!

Items Ebay Tells Me I Can't Live Without (Based On My Previous Purchases)

1) child’s shoe. REAL LEATHER? from the Quakers!

2) Antique Nutmeg Grater * Brass/Copper/Tin* Lovely!

3) Taxidermy coyote pelt! Rare find! big tail!

4) RARE colonial wig! RED HAIR! ANTIQUE****

5) DEAD BIRD! Stuffed. Wings in tact! Fake eyes! DEAD BIRD COLLECTIBLE





Things Into Which I Want to be MADE

1) runway model

2) ballerina

3) a. schizophrenic
b. synchronized swimming team





More Fictional Bands for Which I Am the Frontman

Creep Magnet
Helicopter pilots
Dislodged Ladybugs
Interstate Furniture
bedhead
pillspillspills
Is This Rotten?
Jail Pudding
Floral Loveseat
Tangled Hardware
Questionable Divas
The Many Women of Michigan
Democratic Caucus
The Loud Librarians





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